Friday, May 1, 2009

CHICKEN SUIT

The Big Stinky Chicken Suit has not always been called The Big Stinky Chicken Suit. Once it was just The Chicken Suit. However, when The Chicken Suit became my official uniform for our kickball leagues games it quickly morphed into The Big STINKY Chicken Suit.

Over all these years of chickening it up I have still yet to wash the thing. Last night it got a heavy dose of rainfall during our game though. Will serve as a cleansing or will it serve only help grow more bacteria and stench?

Answer: It will only serve to help grow more bacteria and mold and stench and maybe become the home for a family of squirrels.

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